{ Fat Lip }
{ Lip Service }
{ Hot Lips }
{ Hair Lip }
{ Dog Lips }
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
The grim reaper walks into a bar and says, “why so glum?”
what makes you think i won’t cut you?
THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF: JUNK FOOD EDITION
HOW SOUTHWEST AIRLINES GOT ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RED VELVET BULL, ONE SERVICE SHIH TZU, AND ONE BITTERSWEET PASSENGER ACROSS FOUR STATES. UNSCATHED.
LOVE ME…LOVE MY CAR
THE QUESO ANGEL
WHY I’M CONVINCED MY GROCER IS SECRETLY CONSPIRING TO KEEP ME UNWED AND CHILDLESS
THE DELUXE KOREAN
is that an andrew jackson in your pocket?
here a tip, there a tip…everywhere a tip tip
YOU CANNOT POSSESS ME!
THE VENUS BEAR TRAP
SO I HAVE ROMANCE SECTION TOURETTE’S.
KISSES, KISSES, KISSES
ONE ROTTEN CAKE AWAY
am i on speaker?
an open letter to the woman who tagged me like an overpass in south central
i was wrong. there is a hell.
THIS IS HAIR LIP.
conversation “it’s about damn time” / #4
conversation #3
conversation #2
conversation #1