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    • { Hair Lip }
    • { Dog Lips }

 

 

  

 

 

Fat Lip Archive
  • WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES
  • The grim reaper walks into a bar and says, “why so glum?”
  • what makes you think i won’t cut you?
  • THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF: JUNK FOOD EDITION
Lip Service Archive
  • HOW SOUTHWEST AIRLINES GOT ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RED VELVET BULL, ONE SERVICE SHIH TZU, AND ONE BITTERSWEET PASSENGER ACROSS FOUR STATES. UNSCATHED.
  • LOVE ME…LOVE MY CAR
  • THE QUESO ANGEL
  • WHY I’M CONVINCED MY GROCER IS SECRETLY CONSPIRING TO KEEP ME UNWED AND CHILDLESS
  • THE DELUXE KOREAN
  • is that an andrew jackson in your pocket?
  • here a tip, there a tip…everywhere a tip tip
Hot Lips Archive
  • YOU CANNOT POSSESS ME!
  • THE VENUS BEAR TRAP
  • SO I HAVE ROMANCE SECTION TOURETTE’S.
  • KISSES, KISSES, KISSES
  • ONE ROTTEN CAKE AWAY
  • am i on speaker?
Hair Lip Archive
  • an open letter to the woman who tagged me like an overpass in south central
  • i was wrong. there is a hell.
  • THIS IS HAIR LIP.
Dog Lips Archive
  • conversation “it’s about damn time” / #4
  • conversation #3
  • conversation #2
  • conversation #1